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  6. brbjellyfishing:

    do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor

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  9. mechacop:

    i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.

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  10. trendingly:

    Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.

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  11. decibelsandpaperbacks:

    This week on Tumblr:

    It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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  12. callmeoutis:

    armorgan66:

    hints-of-sarcasm:

    There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

    I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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    thank you director fury

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  13. stolepunk:

    *turns on caps lock*

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  14. justadashofsarcasm:

    deluxetoaster:

    can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

    can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

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  15. chaoticbanter:

    softrocklevi:

    it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

    I think about this often

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